‘How Much Does It Cost If It’s Free?’ – The novel that never was, by Colonel Tom Parker.
Everyone likes free stuff. Being free elevates the second-rate to the not-so-second-rate and usually costs nothing more than the flagrant abuse of your personal information*.
So, if you like free-fiction as much as what I do… or if you’re having trouble sleeping, then why not sign up to my horribly irregular newsletter?
Not everything makes it into a book. A good fisherman throws the tiddlers back, but I just can’t bear to let them go. As a subscriber to my mailing list, you will be one of the tens of people who are inflicted get to experience
Totally free, and the attached strings are nearly invisible.
Oh, and you might get the odd announcement if it’s relevant, or if by some bizarre chance you are actually interested.
*Clearly, I do not indulge in such practices.